[One of the chair legs hit him right in one of the sore spots in his lower back that's been bothering him for the whole day, which is unexpectedly gratifying. But two more whack him right on the funny bone and the back of his knee, and that's a much less positive experience, as a whole. In case you were asking.]
[He takes her hand, wincing, and is still somehow surprised when she hauls him easily to his feet despite witnessing the entire series of events leading to this moment. Perhaps extensive augments underneath the shapeless overalls...? That could explain her baffling strength, although that would beg far more questions than it answered.]
It appears that discretion is the better part of valor in this case, [he agrees, with """great reluctance""". As in, everyone's out, so let's frakking beat it!]
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[He takes her hand, wincing, and is still somehow surprised when she hauls him easily to his feet despite witnessing the entire series of events leading to this moment. Perhaps extensive augments underneath the shapeless overalls...? That could explain her baffling strength, although that would beg far more questions than it answered.]
It appears that discretion is the better part of valor in this case, [he agrees, with """great reluctance""". As in, everyone's out, so let's frakking beat it!]