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Piper 90: Mods ([personal profile] goneawaymod) wrote in [community profile] goneawaymemes2020-04-04 10:47 pm
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TDM #1


TEST DRIVE #1


So it's your first day at your new job! Welcome to the Jorgmund Family™! It's time to settle into your new workplace on the Piper 90 rig, the coziest place of employment this side of the Livable Zone. A leader in its industry, Jorgmund is excited to have you join them in enthusiastically envisioneering team-driven paradigms.  

The Piper 90 rig's mission is not only an impressive undertaking in terms of impactful customer-oriented deliverables, it's providing a vital backbone to the Livable Zone by creating a safe region for citizens to live, work, and play. Jorgmund's "outside the box" thinking means they understand the importance of wisely investing in their human capital - you! You'll soon find that you'll take pride in this vital work - and the benefits can't be beat.

Rest assured, Jorgmund's multidisciplinary approach to our world's period of recovery means we know how to keep it real when facing this opportunity for restructuring and growth. Jorgmund: Even if most of the world has gone away, we can make a world of difference!

Synergy!

USEFUL LINKS
It is recommended you check out the following links first for info on the rig, rig conditions, game mechanics, and the intro and slideshow your characters would have to endure that takes place chronologically before the Test Drive Meme: 

Welcome/Arrival  | Rig Weather & Hazards | Rig Setting Page | Game Mechanics


SCENARIO #1 - MOVE-IN DAY!

After the bewildering and unpleasant onboarding process, you've finally been unleashed on the rig. (Well. To places you're allowed to go on the rig.) It's time to get acquainted with your new surroundings, process some of All Of That™, and meet your fellow captives - err, coworkers!

a) A BIT OF A MESS
Perhaps you're hungry? The mess hall food isn't amazing, but it does the job. Characters that have higher metabolic needs than your average human might be left feeling a little hungry, though. The worst part is actually the electronic sliding door: a small sign helpfully informs you that if you want inside, you need to smile for the camera! In addition to being patronizing, this may be a problem for characters who refuse to play ball, or characters with sufficiently nonhuman faces the door sensor can't read them. Remember, if then company doesn't see people like you, it's not discriminatory -- it's just indifferent! And that isn't legally actionable!

b) GOING NOWHERE FAST
The rig's elevators are a little off-kilter today. Overhead announcements mention this, but downplay the severity and are easy to miss -- which means you and your threadmate are stuck in here, somewhere between the fifth and sixth floor. You can complain into the emergency intercomm, but it might take from a few minutes up to an hour before the elevator gets rolling again. How do you pass the time?

c) SHOULD'VE TAKEN THAT LEFT TURN
You're really just trying to get somewhere else on the rig, but you've gotten hopelessly lost. Oh well, at least you're not alone! Did you run into your threadmate here? Did you lead them astray? Are they at fault? Even worse, are you somewhere full of AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY signs, mysterious equipment, and a worrying number of security cameras?

d) NEED A HAND?
You've been assigned a room and some relatively spare possessions to put in it. Unfortunately, it seems that the staff assigned to help move in new hires are all busy at the moment. Unless you want to wait around, you're going to need to lug and assemble your new assigned foldable den furniture yourself. Do you team up with another newbie? Do you try it alone and find yourself needing help? Do you come to the rescue of someone else who did that?

e) SPECIAL DELIVERY
Somebody in processing decided to give you two a quick little errand: you're supposed to take a couple boxes of files up to the executive deck. Unfortunately, a skeptical security staffer is giving you a hard time on your way there, on account of your funny-looking face, insufficient ID or sketchy-looking package. How do you deal with this and accomplish your task?

f) BLOW OFF STEAM
You're likely still a bit sore from Jorgmund fitting you with the nanochain, but you were promised a gym and you are going to use that gym, dammit. It looks like you're not alone in deciding to try out the training area. Do you train together? Spar to let some frustration out? Or are you gonna argue about whose turn it is on which piece of equipment and resent your lost solitude? You'll also find you have to contend with the communal showers when you're done.

g) NO REST FOR THE WEARY
It's the middle of the night on the rig. You're displaced from home, it's not very warm, your door doesn't shut because privacy is a "privilege" nobody has earned yet, and occasional mysterious clanging noises ring through the rig. You can't sleep, not yet, and perhaps you're not the only insomniac wandering the crew deck?


SCENARIO #2 - YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO PANIC

Around dawn on the morning of Day Two, something goes wrong. (Wrong-er?) You awake to the sound of alarms, and a voice over the speakers telling you NOT TO PANIC! A Stuff storm has caused a brief and contained leak onto Piper 90. You may encounter strange sights or sounds. Any anomalies should be reported immediately to rig security. Thank you for your cooperation!

The nature of the problem isn't immediately clear, but over the next handful of hours you find yourself embroiled in a bizarre fracas: a Stuff leak has caused numerous inanimate objects on the rig to come to life. Furniture and appliances small and large are roaming the decks. Some of them are docile, but others are aggressive (or just troublesome due to their size). Some examples:
  • A rogue photocopier spewing paper and ink
  • A mahogany conference table with old clawed feet and a brand new gaping jaw
  • A water cooler that scuttles the halls, squirting people with jets in varying temperatures
  • Small office supplies like pencils and paperclips that swarm in large numbers
  • Dressers and drawers that spit their contents at high velocity
  • A room's worth of folding chairs that hunt as a pack
  • An emergency fire hose that attempts to ensnare crew members in its coils
  • The angriest coffee pot you have ever seen
The objects can be dangerous, but are more strange, troublesome, and determined than deadly. If a foe seems to be incapacitated or "plays dead," even the aggressive conference table or hose will leave them with bruises and move on. Crew members who get in over their heads will be bailed out by security personnel as the incident dies down. Jorgmund staff stresses that the leak has been contained (so no new anomalies will appear), but after the initial surprise it's everyone's job to help hunt down and dispose of the Stuff-altered... stuff. It's gonna be a long morning, and you haven't even been properly briefed yet!

h) GOOD MORNING, PIPER 90
Rise and shine! There are alarms going off, announcements blaring, and people are scrambling around trying to figure out what's going on. You're one of them. Freak out? Spring into action? Team up with someone to shake down a staffer for more details? Run into someone new, perhaps literally?

i) INTERIOR WRECKORATING
You've been ambushed by an animate object that seems to have it in for you, or you've heard the shouts of someone who has and come running to help. What's ruining your morning now, and what are you going to do about it?

j) ON THE RUN
The folding chairs from Presentation Room B operate as a unit, harrying their prey through the halls with much scrambling of legs and flapping of seats. They're after you, at the moment. Can you escape, or perhaps lead them into a trap? Or do you stand your ground?

k) HERE'S THE PLAN
You and your threadmate have found somewhere secure (for now) and are deciding how to deal with a larger enemy. Are you hunting it, or is it hunting you? Are you planning to take it out of commission, or just how to get away from it? Or are you just gonna hide here and lay low until this is over?

l) PROP HUNT
Things are getting back under control, thankfully. Large disturbances have been disposed of, but that leaves the little things like elusive chains of paperclips, a small but vicious stapler, pens and markers that write rude words on walls, and utensils from the mess hall. These anomalies are stealthier, but must still be dealt with, and it's up to you to flush them out.

m) CLEAN UP IN AISLE EVERYTHING
The chaos has passed, and now you've been instructed to clean up a mess. Ink or loose paper from the copier, coffee from the rampaging pot, mopping up after a water cooler, scrubbing marker off a wall, etc. You might get roped into contending with the Yuck Puddle, which is a permanent fixture and not a new development, but someone's always contending with the Yuck Puddle.


OOC DETAILS

Feel free to play around with powers. If your character has powers from canon you want to play around with, go for it. If you'd like to test out possibilities for game powers, also go for it. Feel free to change it up from thread to thread if you need to. This can be handwaved as exposure to Stuff making characters' powers shift a few times before settling.

Potential players may use test drive threads as their log samples. However, at least one post in their thread must fit the requirements for apps, both in length (200 words) and in quality. If you do plan on using a thread as a sample, please make sure the writing throughout your threads is a good example of your writing skills and has some solid examples of the character's voice.

Players can eventually count TDMs towards AC. They can only count towards comment-based AC proofs.

Potential players can opt to keep these threads as game canon when they app in, or start over fresh, based on preference. The Stuff bringing them to the game universe can fog their memories, if players don't want their character to remember TDM threads when introing into the game.

The game is invite-only. Players without invites are allowed to tdm since some of them may know someone in game to ask for one, and since some people enjoy TDMs just for fun in games they don't plan to app into. But an invite is required during the apping process.

The game is at a starting cap at 30 players. Right now the current number of invitees is likely to not exceed the game's 30 slots, but if we go a few over they will still be allowed to app during this first round. Future apps will be rolling apps and will have a wait queue if the cap has been exceeded.

The first game round will be apps only, no reserves. Apps open: Sat 4/11/20. Game start: Fri 4/17/20.


aleifr: (4)

[personal profile] aleifr 2020-04-21 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Aleifr notices the other man fairly early on. Being raised on Fenris, looking for threats among strangers is just good practice for staying alive, and this man carries himself like a fighter.

Still, the man makes no overtly hostile move, so, for the moment, Aleifr doesn't see the need to do much more than keep aware of his position.

He's vaguely surprised when the other man speaks up, turning to regard them, eyebrow cocking up curiously.

"Coffee?"
aleifr: (4)

[personal profile] aleifr 2020-04-21 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's correct. Most people are giving him a wide berth, which, frankly, suits him just fine.

[So, as you might expect, it's a bit of a surprise when this girl simply drops herself into the seat across him without so much as a moment's hesitation.]


... Hello?

[Can he help you?]
valkywhee: (065)

[personal profile] valkywhee 2020-04-21 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't front like you don't have a weak spot for redheads who won't leave you alone.]

You're new, right? Hi, I'm Nora Valkyrie.

[She smiles her normal, guileless smile and offers him a hand to shake across the table.]
aleifr: (2)

[personal profile] aleifr 2020-04-21 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... okay, listen.]

Aleifr. Son of Bjorn.

[He replies, looking down towards the food on his plate to hack himself off a slice of meat.]

And yes.

[Though that comes out as more of a growl, given how he feels about it.]
gempathizing: (O.O)

[personal profile] gempathizing 2020-04-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Does Steven wish for his less than pleasant life experiences to be relatable to a lot of people? No, of course not. He wouldn't wish hard times on anyone.

Is it still nice to have someone get what he means without having to spell the emotional angles out to them? Yes. This person has become friend-shaped just like that. ]


Do you usually have plans for world domination?

[ ...

It's not a dealbreaker. ]
heterochrocatic: (039 »  And I hope you die)

[personal profile] heterochrocatic 2020-04-22 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly.

[ Catra shrugs. She's not sure if she should be honest or not. Not like there's much to be gained by lying about it, though, is there? ]

Tried to take over Etheria. It didn't work out.

[ Because, as always, she is second-best. ]
gempathizing: (eeghghghghgh.... fine)

[personal profile] gempathizing 2020-04-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Elevator theorizing. He's here for it.

... He really hopes he's not somehow the only person around who's done space stuff. He didn't think to be concerned about it before now. He can probably work with it either way, it's just a weird prospect. ]


Yeah. Might not be hard to guess and get it right. [ With the shock collars and everything? He gets the feeling they'd be right at home in early-phase Gem empire thinking. And that's no good.

But. He's supposed to be a positive thinker. That's what he does. Out here more than ever, he needs to start scraping that energy back together somehow. What's one more questionable person or organization turning it around on the old resume? ]


But I could be wrong about that. We both could. People can... do a lot of things when they don't think they'll get help otherwise. Really, really terrible things. It can still work out. [ 10/10 attempt. ] Who knows? Maybe we'll end up being just what they needed to finish up.
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[personal profile] garmr 2020-04-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
"It's like tea, but they use beans instead of herbs. Try mixing it with milk."

He recognizes the alertness in the other man. Guts could hardly blame him, what with being kidnapped and taken prisoner. But as much as Aleifr is correct in his deduction, Guts isn't here to fight. He just wants to eat his fucking soup.

Why did he even stop by? Perhaps a long journey has a way of softening up a hardened heart like his. Enough to give a little help from one giant fight man to another. He'll even helpfully raise his chin a bit at the coffee machine. Over there, guy. The bean juice awaits.
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[personal profile] walkingballpit 2020-04-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
That was unexpected. What with the mention of Spider-Man, Robbie’s been assuming they’re from the same universe. Why wouldn’t they be? While he’s certainly aware of the multiverse, the Fantastic Four leave a huge hole in the universe.

“You’ve... never heard of the Fantastic Four?” Frankly, Robbie’s not sure if there’d even be a universe without them, and he wasn’t prepared for the existential crisis of learning that Spider-Man was the only game in town. “Mr. Fantastic. The Invisible Woman. The Thing. The Human Torch - okay, yeah, Johnny gets on everybody’s nerves, but you’ve still heard of him.”

The gnawing uncertainty in his stomach is growing, and Robbie fidgets at the table, putting his fork down, resting an elbow on the table, picking the fork back up - everything but eating and asking what he really wants to know. Where are his friends? Where’s he, in a world where the only superhero is Spider-Man and he can’t imagine half his friends surviving to adulthood without capes?

Who treated Angel’s cancer, without Doctor Strange and Night Nurse? Is Vance okay? Is he still in jail, without good deeds to convince the jury it wasn’t malicious? What happened in Stamford?

... did anything happen in Stamford?

Robbie chokes on his own dry mouth and takes his time knocking back half his water. He decides to start bigger than that, with questions that any Joe Schmoe could answer. “What about the Avengers? The X-Men?”

After a second, he remembers that conversation is a two-way street and that it might be beneficial to discourage supervillainy. “And why does it have to be your villainous origin story? This is just as easily your triumphant, out-of-great-strife heroic origin story.”
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[personal profile] morebetter 2020-04-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh?"

There's a very palpable moment as Mac turns that over in his head and tries to figure out what Bunny just said while being impressed but not wanting to show it over the stapler catch. It's too much at once, like trying to stand on one foot while patting his head and rubbing his stomach.

He scowls (not particularly negatively) up at Bunny with his arms akimbo. "Dude, do you think they'll make us run five a.m. laps or something like in boot camps? Because I am not well-rested."
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[personal profile] stickypete 2020-04-22 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah, maybe I'll aim for superhero." A pause. "I got his powers, you know," the lie is carefully laced in. "I'm a big spider-fan and this place made me like him."

He holds up his hands and does the thwip hands - with the finger placement just subtly wrong.

"I guess that means I should do something good with it."

He responded to that first while processing the rest, dropkicks it off the side to focus on all the namedrops.

"Those names don't mean anything to me. The Avengers?" He squints. "What are they avenging?"

He feels different than Robbie, there aren't gaping holes where friends should be, there are gaping holes where there could've been others. So he didn't have to shoulder so much, all the time.

"It's just Spider-Man. Are you telling me you're from a universe that has superheroes, plural?"
aleifr: (11)

[personal profile] aleifr 2020-04-22 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Bean tea?"

You're doing a crap job selling him on it, Guts, that sounds awful.
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[personal profile] garmr 2020-04-22 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah."

Well, Guts clearly makes a better demon killer than coffee salesman. At least, if nothing else, he doesn't have the face of a liar. Aleifr is just going to have to trust him that it doesn't taste like trash.
gempathizing: (punched that tree so right)

[personal profile] gempathizing 2020-04-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's an amount of math involved here. It's not insignificant. But it's not the super impossible kind that Connie's had to take home. It's more like the challenging kind. The good way to fill some time practicing and not wanting to think too hard about other things kind that takes actual work.

Which, hey, he's been in short supply of.

The true point is, she was right. It's super neat. ]


So that makes 8... [ And he doesn't have to feel weird about doing math on his fingers because it's all counting on his fingers.

This is the perfect crime. ]


Oh, 256! I'm almost positive I have heard that number around computers somewhere. Probably video games. That's where I keep most of my computing.

[ Jokes for days. Well, as long as they're not days spent solely in an elevator. ]
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[personal profile] valkywhee 2020-04-22 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, no handshake. Undeterred, Nora picks up her burger instead, and the heap of spaghetti that had been leaning against it slops over to fill the empty space. Who cares if the bun has marinara all down the side? It's basically ketchup, right?]

You kinda look like you're from Vacuo, but you're probably not from Vacuo, right? Have you even heard of Vacuo?

[She's somewhat indistinct around the mouthful of hamburger, but she has a lot of practice talking that way.

Also, definitely ignoring the "leave me alone" vibes.]
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no worries!

[personal profile] somnioergosum 2020-04-22 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ronan softened a little, perhaps imperceptibly when he thought of that. His food hadn't tasted the same in some time He didn't know what was wrong with him or what it was with this kid. Maybe it was that curly hair or the eager to please demeanor or maybe Ronan just wanted to see his little brother in someone since he couldn't see the real deal.]

I do. But you shouldn't feel bad about someone else's fuck up. It's not your fault this company's--

[He glanced at the happy face and the sensor, wondering if it could hear things too. Probably not. He hoped.]

--Cheap.
aleifr: (6)

[personal profile] aleifr 2020-04-22 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's noticed.

[Aleifr shakes his head, eyes briefly diverting towards the pile of sliding noodles on her plate before returning to Nora herself.]


No idea where that is. I'm from Fenris. Of the Ascommani, if that means anything to you.

[He's immensely skeptical that it will, given the fact that she dresses like no one else he's ever met before today and her clothing is fine enough that people would literally kill for it where he comes from ... but offering that information can't hurt, either.]
Edited 2020-04-22 20:29 (UTC)
aleifr: (4)

[personal profile] aleifr 2020-04-22 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Suppose so.

Aleifr takes one of the oddly pliable white cups and holds it under the nozzle, arching an eyebrow as it sputters some of the hot, brown liquid into his cup. He lifts it to his face and sniffs it, nose crinkling. It smells ... strange. Not entirely unpleasant, but strange.

So he tries a sip.
valkywhee: (035)

everyone has the same crappy, ill-fitting jorgmund jumpsuits btw

[personal profile] valkywhee 2020-04-22 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
'Fraid not, but everyone here is from all over. I haven't heard of anyone's kingdoms before. There are a lot of people from somewhere called "Earth."

[Nora missed the memo on information having value, though what she's saying is such common knowledge that it and three bucks will get you a cup of coffee.

She sips some of her alleged root beer, which tastes like less like anything with botanical extracts than like it might at some point in its production been in the same room as a plant, but it's liquid and bubbly, and Nora is not what you'd call a picky eater.]
gempathizing: (steven needs a 4 year nap)

[personal profile] gempathizing 2020-04-22 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He nods very thoughtfully. This is an avenue where he feels right at home.

He doesn't want to be here or for any of them to be here, for every reason under the sun. But he'd be lying if he said it wasn't pleasantly surprising how weird the conversations have been. In a good way. Wow, is Steven glad he's not saying this out loud. ]


I've got a few friends with histories like that. I don't know how much it helps to hear about people who aren't here, but if it does help, they all wound up moving on to better things after their first thing didn't work out. They're really happy now.
aleifr: (2)

whoooops, my b. that being said, still ain't wrong

[personal profile] aleifr 2020-04-22 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't say I know where that is either.

[Aleifr shrugs, taking a bite of his meat. It's ... tough, but far from the worst thing he's ever eaten. Pretty damn good, in fact, if your measuring stick for fancy is 'has salt'.]

If what the little man with the pinched face said is true, it could be a long way from home. For either of us.

[Something the cynical, threat-assessing part of his brain suggests is probably by design.]
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[personal profile] garmr 2020-04-23 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
"It tastes better than it sounds" he adds helpfully after the fact.

He did see the apprehension, because Guts was also not entirely convinced by bean tea when he first heard about it either. But hey, they don't have any proper drinks, so he'll take it.

Anyway, he's done his good deed for the day, so he turns around to let the guy enjoy his newfound bean juice experience. Guts will be over here, at a table, sipping on his soup.
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[personal profile] bringinghopewithme 2020-04-23 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe if they do, you'll GET well rested tonight, and won't bother someone who is getting well rested."

Bunny tears his glance away from the gentle lavender of the sunrise just as long enough to glare EXTRA meaningfully at Mac. The boy is dim, but surely not too dim to get it.
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it's all good!

[personal profile] ahtohollaback 2020-04-23 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Then I have an idea.

[With a whimsical little sound like wind through ice crystals, power flows out of Elsa's hands and through the gap in the bubble. The floor underneath the chairs freezes over, coated with a thin layer of ice. This does not stop the chairs from moving towards Steven and Elsa, because momentum is unfortunate that way, but it does leave them slipping and sliding, and a well-placed push from Steven will stop them in their tracks and leave them unable to get enough traction to go anywhere.]
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[personal profile] valkywhee 2020-04-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Noooooo kidding.

[Nora takes a desultory stab at her spaghetti, then starts winding it around her fork.]

I'd have been happy to help if they'd asked. Well, maybe not happy, I have things to do back home, but a lot less mad about it.