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IC ANON MEME #01

THE IC ANON MEME


RULES AND INFO

Everything must be from an IC in-world perspective. The meme is specifically a meme populated by Jorgmund's 'junior staff'. That is to say, everyone who doesn't rate their own secretaries. Nurses, mechanics, school folks, and more all have access to the meme. While this meme is in the meme comm, it is real in the game universe and the New Hires and the Jorgmund workers can see it ICly. Rather than other ic anon memes where characters post starters to the meme, this meme operates like real world memes like rpanons.

There are 3 ways to post. When posting as Rig Staff, do it anon. When posting as New Hires that unwisely comment unanon, just do it logged in. If posting as New Hires going anon, do it logged in, but mark "anon" in the subject, so we know it's anon, but can have a laugh over which New Hires are secretly stanning or shitposting.

That said, this meme is an open secret and the person running it could get into Big Trouble if they were found out. One of the things that they do to try to soften the blow if they're ever caught is censor the posts so that nothing too negative about Jorgmund gets posted. Shock collars will always be censored. The actual game mods will not be doing this, the mechanic would just be that the player doesn't write that bit of the post. It's not an obvious gap, either, but thoughtfully done so that people can't just see where it goes.

Beyond sticking to those basics, don't worry about getting anything "wrong." It's a meme and people tend to say stupid things on memes.

You can pretend to write things from the POV of Rig staff sharing the deets on the New Hires. However, they wouldn't share harmful info on the New Hires that could get them into too much trouble with Dickwash, only juicy gossip. Also, if someone is writing from the POV of Rig staff and writes something about your character that your character doesn't actually do, keep in mind that half the time people make shit up. It'll just be false gossip. They're lonely and there's only about a thousand adults on the Rig, they need their soap operas.

For those who remember Legion anon memes, the Rig has much less wacky horny energy. This isn't a case of a maddened fandom desperate for any real or imagined deets. These are bored and lonely workers who have new and sometimes exotic faces around them. Some of them approve of how the New Hires are treated, but the vast majority of the non-executive staff are actually rather bothered by it. They just don't believe there's a way for them to do anything about it without getting themselves into trouble.

The meme is heavily modded and censored, as stated above. This is dangerous for every participant if they're discovered, and the New Hires getting access is a mistake, but not one that the admin feels a need to correct. That said, there won't be heavy moderation from our angle. Anon comments can be deleted by the real mods at the request of players (like say if they made a formatting mistake and want to repost) but there should be no need to delete anything beyond that since it's all IC.

This anon meme is set on January 1st.

STAFF GOSSIP - RPF FIC/RP DISCUSSION
SHIPPING - FUCK, MARRY, KILL - AMAs - FIC/RP PET PEEVES
ART THREAD - UNPOPULAR OPINIONS - RECENT EVENTS - MOD CHATTER

STAFF GOSSIP

(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 05:23 am (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I really wish Adoracat would learn to be a little stealthier with their relationship. It's getting awkward when I keep trying to redirect the boss away from spotting them. I think Dickwash is trying to set up an appointment with the therapy department for me by now, the bastard.

Still, beats making people scared of young love.
heterochrocatic: (161 » Love its you none like you)

[personal profile] heterochrocatic 2021-01-01 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please. I've been sneaking around since I was a kid.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not the only ones. At least they're trying to hide it. Not like that guy with the weird eyes and woman with the skunk hair.

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I know it was you

(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Vanilla yogurt. Every day this week.

I want replacements in the fridge tomorrow or the proof goes to HR.
monkey_wrench: (XS 114)

Anon

[personal profile] monkey_wrench 2021-01-01 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
not happening. bring it.

[Is he the culprit? Or is he just trying to start shit? Only OP maybe knows.]

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LEAST FAVORITE NEW HIRES

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Im gonna start a tontine on when someone murders kokichi

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
The bunny wouldnt give me any chocolate 🤬

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I have met some dumb assholes in my life (I work here, don't I?), but no one compares to that MacDonald guy.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Reminder that cute little Stacia Novik killed people when they brought her in. Bitch is FAST.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone want to tell me what we did to deserve getting stuck with a country singer?

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Favorite New Hires

(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone is so mad already, let's start some positivity rolling :)

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Rune is really, really pretty.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nora (the little redhead) is nice. Terrifying, but nice.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That Data is a cutie. He keeps claiming he's lacking compared to humans, but if getting closer to human means he's going to stop being such a sweetheart, he needs to rethink his strategy.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-02 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Dan ate me out in a location I WON'T disclose and I came so hard I saw Jesus.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-02 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
My kid looks forward to storytime with the Easter Bunny so much, it's so cute. She can't read on her own very well yet but she tried to read Goodnight Moon to me in an Australian accent the other night.

Also she shared a little piece of her Christmas chocolate orange with me, and I don't think any of you understand. I tried a hershey bar for comparison and it just tastes like wax now.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-02 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ran into Guts at the gym the other day and let me just say, it's a fucking shame that society insists we wear clothing, because I would sign up in advance to see more of that chest.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-03 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
I work in Medical and Brainiac 5 is a godsend. He may be a little harsh but it's no worse than your average TV doctor and at least he knows what he's doing.

Having a mass casualty event dropped in our laps thanks to that murderous mega bitch and having the surgeons standing around with their thumbs up their asses saying "Bring them when they're stabilized" while Golytley and the other ER docs were either on vacation or giving some exec a band aid for a scrape? That was basically my worst nightmare.

If he hadn't come running in we'd have lost someone that day. Golytely only showed up to the code after they were stabilized and off to the surgical suite, then had the nerve to lecture him and us for not waiting for her sign off.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That mistletoe was even more bullshit than our usual bullshit, but let's find a silver lining. You think it ~awakened anything~ in someone? Speculate wildly.

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(Anonymous) 2021-01-02 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
What's the word on those New Hire calendars? Any good?

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FISHING

(Anonymous) 2021-02-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear they're doing a supply run to the ocean soon. Apparently we're getting low on salt and they also want to see what meat we get.

Is this too much of a suicide run? Or should I throw the dice and see if I can get my hands on some fresh sushi ingredients? I haven't had any real sushi since before the war and I'm betting at least one of the New Hires knows how to make it.

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BEST CALENDAR

(Anonymous) 2021-02-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine came with the tiger poster. I've been wanting that since I was a kid.

Centaur Dude, wherever you are, you're legit.

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(Anonymous) 2021-02-22 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If you ask Alia to, she'll call you her little pogchamp.