[Oof. Stacia grimaces silently, then mimes a box shape with her hands, picking up said box, and placing it to the side.]

So yeah, here's me putting that on the Do Not Ask List. How about a shiny new topic? I've got a million of 'em. Here, pick one:

[She counts out three on her fingers.]

What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get home? Tell me a cute story about one or more of your loved ones. Or let's just watch whatever the hell they're showing us on those TV's and engage in meaningless small talk.