The staff has no magic in it whatsoever; but funnily enough, the goggles do. Meanwhile, the turtle looks offended.

"Magic? Scoff." And yes, he did actually say 'scoff' as he does so. "I don't do mystic." He lifts a hand in a broad, dismissive gesture. "Just because my brothers are dumb enough to rely on it doesn't mean I'm going to fall into the same trap."