"If I was I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work. But I'm a superhero. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Or, y'know, Doreen. Either's fine."

Her own secret identity wasn't that big a deal. Mostly because it wasn't secret anymore. Melissa Morbeck was kind of a huge jerk for doing that, really.

"I'd introduce you to my friend Tippy-Toe, but she's kind of asleep right now."