"Oh no, I didn't get the doll from Krampus. Hell no. I got the doll from some different Fae, Krampus was strictly 'adventures of other people I heard about second-hand'. I respect the Fae for the position they hold in the supernatural ecosystem, but their shit is weird and I know that I don't know enough about it to not get turned into their cute pet for seventy years or something."
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