[Did they have space marines where he came from? No. Has he experienced enough weird shit to just roll with that, though? Absolutely.]

Anything's a ready-to-eat meal if you try hard enough. Pretty sure I'd go for Doritos over whatever protein-infused shit you got. Pretty sure flavorblasting makes up for the whole "nutrionally useless" thing.

[He takes a half-hearted bite of probably-chicken. It's probably the first truly nutritious meal he's had in his entire life, honestly. Who knew nutrition was so bland?]