[ Being a vampire comes with a variety of dumb problems, and one of them is spending your unlife in the tender loving vice grip of a ruthless nocturnal circadian rhythm. The fact a loud noise has just woken him up is almost more alarming than the, well, alarms.
...And then somebody lands on him. Kevin doesn't go down so much as sideways, the surprise getting him more than anything. He has to get a grip on it fast as it turns the corner into anger in record time. Part of him already wants to turn this into a fight even though he has no goddamn idea what any of it is. Stupid goddamn vampire bullshit on top of everything- ]
What the-?!
[ Kevin blurts it out as he detangles himself and discovers he's managed to bite his own stupid tongue with his stupid fangs because of course the fangs came out. He finishes. ]
Fuck.
[ Kevin's not been great to land on, all wirey skatepunk with some bonus dead guy stiffness and an obviously wrong body temp, but at least he's polite enough to offer a hand up. ]
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...And then somebody lands on him. Kevin doesn't go down so much as sideways, the surprise getting him more than anything. He has to get a grip on it fast as it turns the corner into anger in record time. Part of him already wants to turn this into a fight even though he has no goddamn idea what any of it is. Stupid goddamn vampire bullshit on top of everything- ]
What the-?!
[ Kevin blurts it out as he detangles himself and discovers he's managed to bite his own stupid tongue with his stupid fangs because of course the fangs came out. He finishes. ]
Fuck.
[ Kevin's not been great to land on, all wirey skatepunk with some bonus dead guy stiffness and an obviously wrong body temp, but at least he's polite enough to offer a hand up. ]
You okay, dude?