Okay, I'd to know whose bright idea it was to try to arrange the caveman to be in the calendar shoot.

I'm in staffing and I've got two stylists who had to go to the Infirmary to make sure they don't have to worry about rabies from him biting them, several makeup artists in tears because he threw makeup palettes you can't even get anymore post-apocalypse, and half of craft services is threatening to quite because he started throwing bananas and flipped a whole craft services table.

They ushered him out quickly enough when it was clear he couldn't be bribed with bananas, but why did anyone even try to set it up in the first place???

Even if they can get him to club the right things on missions not everyone is cut out to be a model.