[ South looks at him like he's grown a second head. ]
What the fuck? Why the fuck would I do that? You do realise you're talking complete nonsense, even by your standards, right? Like, please tell me you fuckin' realise that.
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[ South looks at him like he's grown a second head. ]
What the fuck? Why the fuck would I do that? You do realise you're talking complete nonsense, even by your standards, right? Like, please tell me you fuckin' realise that.